January 12

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 Amelia Mary Earhart was a woman who got around, and I mean that in only the most complimentary way. She was a woman with great stamina and an unceasing love of flying. In the period from 1930 to 1935, she set seven women’s speed and distance records for flying. On the 11th in 1935, she set her plane down in Oakland, California, successfully completing the first solo trans-pacific flight by either a man or a woman. I have been unable to discover why she chose to land in Oakland, although my guess is that she had never been there before because if she had she certainly would have chosen some place else.
 Amelia Mary Earhart was a woman who got around, and I mean that in only the most complimentary way. She was a woman with great stamina and an unceasing love of flying. In the period from 1930 to 1935, she set seven women’s speed and distance records for flying. On the 11th in 1935, she set her plane down in Oakland, California, successfully completing the first solo trans-pacific flight by either a man or a woman. I have been unable to discover why she chose to land in Oakland, although my guess is that she had never been there before because if she had she certainly would have chosen some place else.

 The United States has a well-deserved reputation for being a nation where freedom and unbounded opportunity are just sitting there for the taking. The nation has long been a beacon in the darkness calling out to people seeking a better life. In the 1840s Joshua Abraham Norton, an orphaned Englishman, saw that light and made a beeline for America. As immigrants before and after him have done, Norton arrived on our shores well aware of the struggles he would face. He stepped ashore with only the clothes on his back, unbridled hope, and a tattered suitcase filled with over $40,000 in cash. Inexplicably, on September 17, 1859, Norton had proclaimed himself Emperor Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico. His reign as emperor was unsullied by scandals involving small boys, though it was chock full of financial impropriety. Despite the handicaps and obstacles he faced by dint of hard work Norton rose to the challenges that confronted him and would manage to die alone, alcoholic, and penniless on a sidewalk in San Francisco on the 8th in 1880. The San Francisco Chronicle published Norton’s obituary on its front page under the headline "Le Roi est Mort" ("The King is Dead"). They noted Norton’s passing with great sympathy stating "[o]n the reeking pavement, in the darkness of a moon-less night under the dripping rain..., Norton I, by the grace of God, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, departed this life".
 The United States has a well-deserved reputation for being a nation where freedom and unbounded opportunity are just sitting there for the taking. The nation has long been a beacon in the darkness calling out to people seeking a better life. In the 1840s Joshua Abraham Norton, an orphaned Englishman, saw that light and made a beeline for America. As immigrants before and after him have done, Norton arrived on our shores well aware of the struggles he would face. He stepped ashore with only the clothes on his back, unbridled hope, and a tattered suitcase filled with over $40,000 in cash. Inexplicably, on September 17, 1859, Norton had proclaimed himself Emperor Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico. His reign as emperor was unsullied by scandals involving small boys, though it was chock full of financial impropriety. Despite the handicaps and obstacles he faced by dint of hard work Norton rose to the challenges that confronted him and would manage to die alone, alcoholic, and penniless on a sidewalk in San Francisco on the 8th in 1880. The San Francisco Chronicle published Norton’s obituary on its front page under the headline "Le Roi est Mort" ("The King is Dead"). They noted Norton’s passing with great sympathy stating "[o]n the reeking pavement, in the darkness of a moon-less night under the dripping rain..., Norton I, by the grace of God, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, departed this life". Sometimes it seems to me that the English Channel is always turning up in the context of some first: the first to swim across it, the first aircraft crash while attempting to cross it things like that. On the 7th in 1785, people flew across it for the first time. They were Jean-Pierre Blanchard, from Paris, and John Jeffries[, from Boston. They flew across the channel in a gas-filled balloon. The crossing took the men two and a half hours, give or take a couple of minutes.
 Sometimes it seems to me that the English Channel is always turning up in the context of some first: the first to swim across it, the first aircraft crash while attempting to cross it things like that. On the 7th in 1785, people flew across it for the first time. They were Jean-Pierre Blanchard, from Paris, and John Jeffries[, from Boston. They flew across the channel in a gas-filled balloon. The crossing took the men two and a half hours, give or take a couple of minutes.